Fire Festival Folksong

This would have been the last instalment of the Holiday Parodies series (I started last year with Brewfest) however, it has been brought to my attention that I accidently overlooked one; Curse you Children's Week! Anyways, I will work on getting that one up retroactively. In the mean time enjoy the Fire Fest:)


As sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

Stormwind, IronForge, Westfall, Searing Gorge
Red Ridge, Dun Morogh, make sure you get 'em all

Burning Blossoms, Bonfire, summer flames, burnin' higher
Torch Tossing, Torch Throwing, never let it fall


Ashenvale, Silthus, Darkshore, Desolace
Mulgore, Tanaris, you better not miss

Flame Keeper, Lord Ahune, get it done, by June
Pole Dance, Holidays, you know are pure Bliss


We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
But we fight the Horde


Blade’s Edge, HFP, Nagrand, SMV
Netherstorm, Terokkar, now I am lost

Sholazar, Dragonblight, Zul’Drak, got a light?
Slave Pens, insta-q, Ice Lord got Frost


Dustwallow, Ogrimar, Undercity, got far
Winterspring, Bloodmyst, Teldrassil, Azuremyst

Thunder Bluff, The Exodar, did I get Ogrimar?
Flame Smuggler, Torch Juggler, the trouble is I missed


We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
But we fight the Horde

Burrning Steppes, Loch Modan, Elwynn Forest, Wetlands
Arathi Highlands, Eversong, How long can this go on?

Grizzly Hills, Howling Fjord, steal the flame from the Horde
Storm Peaks, Borean Tundra, and the Forest of Crystalsong


310 mount, Meta-Achyment, Twilight Hammer, got sent
Steal a flame, what a pain
Toasted Bun, Fiery Brew, last Holiday, I'm through
Longest grind on my main, 1year, its insane
And the Alts, what's in store? I can't take it anymore

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
When we fight the Horde
~Svenn

Noblegarden Number

As sung to the tune of "Bodies" by Drowning Pool

Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor

Beaten to the egg, why for?
Can’t take much more
Another Holiday here we go, here we go now

ONE, nothing wrong with me
TWO, that’s my egg you see
THREE, bunny form -speedy
FOUR, cause I am greedy

ONE, something’s got to give
TWO, cause I just can’t live
THREE…hundred and ten mount speed
NOW!

Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let the bunnies hit the floor

Push me again (again)
I wish this was the end
Still a Holiday left, here we go, here we go now

ONE, nothing wrong with me
TWO, achies left you see
THREE, ten mount -speedy
FOUR, cause I am needy

ONE, something’s got to give
TWO, cause I just can’t live
THREE…hundred and ten mount speed
NOW!

Let the bunnies hit the floor x ~1,000

Egg to egg, zone to zone
You’re all by yourself but you’re not alone
You wanted in and now you’re hear
Driven by Blizz to get a bunny ear

Let the bunnies hit the floor
Let me at the eggs, I need 5 more
Let the bunnies hit the floor
This Holiday is a real snore

ONE, nothing wrong with me
TWO, just fast mount envy
THREE, this song is gettin’ silly
FOUR, yay for the bunny

ONE, last Holiday song
TWO, and it won’t be long
THREE, Fire Fest and the mount, ZOMG!

Let the bunnies…etc.

Lunar Fest Lullabies

As sung to the tune of "Old Man" by Niel Young

Old man look at my log,
I wish I knew where you were.
Oh man look at my life,
Slave to holidays like you were.

Old man look at my count,
Twenty four,
And that’s just Kalimdor.
Live alone in a dungeon,
That makes me que for it too.

Got lost, such a cost.
Give me Atlas addons,
So I don’t get lost.
Like a coin of ancestry that won’t get tossed,
Until this holiday is through.

Oh man take a look at my log,
I’ve got a lot to do.
I need someone in Nexus,
To run me the whole way through,
Ah, one look in my eyes,
And you can tell that’s true.

Omen dies, look in your eyes,
Run around, do the same old quests.
Wouldn’t mean that much to me,
If the mount wasn’t 310 speed.

I’ve got the first and got the last ,
Visiting Elders from the past.
But I’m all done at last.
Hearthing home to you.

Love is in the Air La-la-laas

Wow! Back to back Holidays really snuck up on me. Here is the latest instalment in the Holiday Parody Collection...up before Love is in the Air is over, even if it didn't beat the start of Lunar Festival.

As sung to the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Tina Turner

The quest is there, when you hearth home
Your mind is not your own
Your body sweats, your mouse hand shakes
Another Holiday is what it takes
There’s no doubt you’re in deep
310 mount, it’s all speed
Another Achievement is all you need
Oh you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff; oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You’re addicted to love
You might as well face it you’re addicted to Holidays

You see the quests, but you can’t read
You’re thinking all about mount speed
Your heart beats, at double time
Cologne Neutralizer to clear the slime
Another kill and the pets mine, a one track mind
To join my group you can’t be saved,
that stupid title is all you crave
Gonna have to face it you’re addicted to love
Might as well face you’re addicted to Holidays

Hummel lights up, you’re AFK
Your neutralizer buff has gone away
You hit the floor and now you’re dead
Blame the heals and shake your head
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
Another day, ‘till quest repeat
Bracelet prices so high, you can’t breath
But one more is all you need
Oh you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff; oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You might as well face it
You’re addicted to Holidays

Thanks to Inno for his song suggestion. The theme to "The Love Boat" was just to short to make it workable, would have been perfect if it had a few more verses to parody. Speaking of song suggestions, Lunar Festival is here so send in your ideas for the next holiday parody.

Winterviel Wasslings

Svenn almost forgot to get up his latest Holiday Tune....better late than never. Thank you for all the helpful suggestions which led to this latest Holiday song. In the end I decided to go with Grandma got ran over, because it fit better with my idea to spoof pallys at the same time (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?) Hope you enjoy it :)

As sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

My gnome ‘Lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home from BGs Christmas eve.
He had been to kill the Greench
and now was lookin’ for Metzen I believe.

Oh I’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog,
though they jacked the price up on small egg.
But I didn’t feel like grindin’
so I joined back-slash 2 to start to beg.

When the guards found me Christmas mornin’
at the gates to ole Iron Forge,
Cursader Aura still hung in the air,
and incriminatin’ charger prints marked the gorge.

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home to IF Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.

Now we’re all so proud Gakbis.
He’s been takin’ it so well.
See him at the IF target dummies,
launchin’ fire balls like a demon spawn from hell.

It’s not Winter Veil without me.
[A little helper from my friends] remains undone.
And I can’t help but wonder:
Is this year’s clockwork robot any fun?

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home from BGs Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.

Now the roast is on the table.
And the dwarves are drinkin’ ale.
Revelers kissin’ under mistletoe,
to celebrate this Feast of Winter Veil.

I’ve warned all my friends in guild chat.
“Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
to a man who roles Horde and plays Blood Elves!

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home to IF Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.
(Sing it Gakbis!)
-Svenn

Pilgrim's Bounty P-funk

As sung to the tune of "Jump Around" by House of Pain

Pack it up, pack it in
On the tram to Stormwin’
Pilgirm’s bounty cooking
You know it’s pure win

Pumpkins, buy a stack up
Punk you better back up
Get your mammoth off the vendor or the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, get your cookin' skill up
If you’ve got the feeling, then get to turkey stealin’
Cooking it’s a free quest, rouge is in a feather dress
Yo, I’ll bust em in the eye
And then I’ll take the tram home
Feel it, steal it
Turkeys in the time limit
And I got more cheap Achievements than you got at the barber shop
Sure ‘nuff I got props from guild chat
Plus my mom and my pops

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Please pass the sweet potatoes down.
Jump (1,000x)

I’ll serve you up some spice bread stuffin’ lol.
If a mage steps up I’m takin’ the portal
Word to you Nelfs, when your rouge breaks stealth
I got more turkey shooters than this realm’s got ninja looters
And just like Anub’ Arak I’ve returned
Anyone stealing my turkey you’ll get burned
Cause I got instant casts and you ain’t got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you’re a fool, you ain’t got auto shot
Try and step to me, and I’ll take all you got
I got the skill, fest table get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta, another turkey kill

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Please pass the turkey down.
Jump (1,000x)

I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
There ain’t a rouge/race combo I ain’t got
I’m a rouge exterminator
Or better yet a [Turkey Terminator]
Try’n play me out, nah you best stick to sega
Cause I ain’t loggin out like no punk witch
Get used to one style and Blizz might switch
It up up and around, then nerf nerf you down
Pilgrim hat on your head and you wake up on the Day of the Dead
I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out feathers, rouge I’ll wet ya

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
When the Hordie gets up beat him down.
Jump (1,000x)

Hallow's End Harmony

Svenn is at it once again; a new holiday brings a new song. As with the "Brewfest Blues", this was orriginally written for the amuesement of his guildies...

As sung to the tune of "Goldeneye" by Tina Turner

See exclamations in the city

Offering quests for Hallow’s End

See him burning all Goldshire

Get some buckets, flames to fend

Headless-guy I found his weakness

Headless-guy he’ll do what I please

Headless-guy no time for sweetness

But DPSWill bring him to his knees

You’ll never know how I pugged groups just to kill you

You’ll never know how it feels

to be the one without your mount

You’ll never know the days, the nights, the tears I’ve cried

But now my time has come

And time, time, it’s time to ride

See him move throughout the graveyard

Feel him rise up from the ground

Other toons they gather round him

If I had him I wouldn’t let him live

Headless-guy no ring or helmet

Gonna loot him on the spot

Headless-guy I’ll grind forever

It’ll take forever for the mount to drop

You’ll never know how it feels

to be the one without your mount

You'll never know how it feels

To get so close and be denied

It’s a snake and freezing trap

I’ve got for you tonight

Revenge is to kiss,

Hit capped- I won’t miss

Now I’ve got you in my sight

With a Headless-guy,

Headless, Headless-guyyyyyyyy

With a Headless-guy

Brewfest Blues

This little ditty was first posted on FIST's guild website, and since it met with moderately good reviews there Svenn figured he would shamelessly repost it here. I know Brewfest is soooo last month and all, but Svenn had an idea for a new song for Hallow's End, and figured he should put up his other song first. Enjoy.

As sung to the tune of Bob Dylan's "Knockin on Heaven's Door"

Coren, drop the mount for me
I don’t wanna run you anymore
Two more tries left but I got to pee
I feel like I’m a pass out on the floor

Pass, pass, passed out on the floor
anit drinkin DireBrew no more
Pass, pass, passed out on the floor
Ah man my head’s gonna be sore

Coren, I don’t want no mole machine
Can’t use no trinkets anymore
No Kodo mount, I could scream
I feel like I’m a pass out on the floor

Pass, pass, passed out on the floor
anit doin Brew Fest no more
Pass, pass, passed out on the floor
At least I got the BRD tour

-Svenn