Winterviel Wasslings

Svenn almost forgot to get up his latest Holiday Tune....better late than never. Thank you for all the helpful suggestions which led to this latest Holiday song. In the end I decided to go with Grandma got ran over, because it fit better with my idea to spoof pallys at the same time (If you can't laugh at yourself, who can you laugh at?) Hope you enjoy it :)

As sung to the tune of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer”

My gnome ‘Lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home from BGs Christmas eve.
He had been to kill the Greench
and now was lookin’ for Metzen I believe.

Oh I’d been drinkin’ too much egg nog,
though they jacked the price up on small egg.
But I didn’t feel like grindin’
so I joined back-slash 2 to start to beg.

When the guards found me Christmas mornin’
at the gates to ole Iron Forge,
Cursader Aura still hung in the air,
and incriminatin’ charger prints marked the gorge.

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home to IF Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.

Now we’re all so proud Gakbis.
He’s been takin’ it so well.
See him at the IF target dummies,
launchin’ fire balls like a demon spawn from hell.

It’s not Winter Veil without me.
[A little helper from my friends] remains undone.
And I can’t help but wonder:
Is this year’s clockwork robot any fun?

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home from BGs Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.

Now the roast is on the table.
And the dwarves are drinkin’ ale.
Revelers kissin’ under mistletoe,
to celebrate this Feast of Winter Veil.

I’ve warned all my friends in guild chat.
“Better watch out for yourselves.”
They should never give a license,
to a man who roles Horde and plays Blood Elves!

My gnome ‘lock got run over by a Pally
walkin’ home to IF Christmas eve.
You can say that they aint OP,
but as for me and my imp, we believe.
(Sing it Gakbis!)
-Svenn