Fire Festival Folksong

This would have been the last instalment of the Holiday Parodies series (I started last year with Brewfest) however, it has been brought to my attention that I accidently overlooked one; Curse you Children's Week! Anyways, I will work on getting that one up retroactively. In the mean time enjoy the Fire Fest:)


As sung to the tune of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel

Stormwind, IronForge, Westfall, Searing Gorge
Red Ridge, Dun Morogh, make sure you get 'em all

Burning Blossoms, Bonfire, summer flames, burnin' higher
Torch Tossing, Torch Throwing, never let it fall


Ashenvale, Silthus, Darkshore, Desolace
Mulgore, Tanaris, you better not miss

Flame Keeper, Lord Ahune, get it done, by June
Pole Dance, Holidays, you know are pure Bliss


We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
But we fight the Horde


Blade’s Edge, HFP, Nagrand, SMV
Netherstorm, Terokkar, now I am lost

Sholazar, Dragonblight, Zul’Drak, got a light?
Slave Pens, insta-q, Ice Lord got Frost


Dustwallow, Ogrimar, Undercity, got far
Winterspring, Bloodmyst, Teldrassil, Azuremyst

Thunder Bluff, The Exodar, did I get Ogrimar?
Flame Smuggler, Torch Juggler, the trouble is I missed


We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
But we fight the Horde

Burrning Steppes, Loch Modan, Elwynn Forest, Wetlands
Arathi Highlands, Eversong, How long can this go on?

Grizzly Hills, Howling Fjord, steal the flame from the Horde
Storm Peaks, Borean Tundra, and the Forest of Crystalsong


310 mount, Meta-Achyment, Twilight Hammer, got sent
Steal a flame, what a pain
Toasted Bun, Fiery Brew, last Holiday, I'm through
Longest grind on my main, 1year, its insane
And the Alts, what's in store? I can't take it anymore

We didn’t start the fire
It was always burning
Since Azeroth’s been turning
We didn’t start the fire
No we don't get bored
When we fight the Horde
~Svenn