Love is in the Air La-la-laas

Wow! Back to back Holidays really snuck up on me. Here is the latest instalment in the Holiday Parody Collection...up before Love is in the Air is over, even if it didn't beat the start of Lunar Festival.

As sung to the tune of "Addicted to Love" by Tina Turner

The quest is there, when you hearth home
Your mind is not your own
Your body sweats, your mouse hand shakes
Another Holiday is what it takes
There’s no doubt you’re in deep
310 mount, it’s all speed
Another Achievement is all you need
Oh you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff; oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You’re addicted to love
You might as well face it you’re addicted to Holidays

You see the quests, but you can’t read
You’re thinking all about mount speed
Your heart beats, at double time
Cologne Neutralizer to clear the slime
Another kill and the pets mine, a one track mind
To join my group you can’t be saved,
that stupid title is all you crave
Gonna have to face it you’re addicted to love
Might as well face you’re addicted to Holidays

Hummel lights up, you’re AFK
Your neutralizer buff has gone away
You hit the floor and now you’re dead
Blame the heals and shake your head
You can’t sleep, you can’t eat
Another day, ‘till quest repeat
Bracelet prices so high, you can’t breath
But one more is all you need
Oh you like to think that you’re immune to the stuff; oh yeah
It’s closer to the truth
You know you’re gonna have to face it
You might as well face it
You’re addicted to Holidays

Thanks to Inno for his song suggestion. The theme to "The Love Boat" was just to short to make it workable, would have been perfect if it had a few more verses to parody. Speaking of song suggestions, Lunar Festival is here so send in your ideas for the next holiday parody.