Pilgrim's Bounty P-funk

As sung to the tune of "Jump Around" by House of Pain

Pack it up, pack it in
On the tram to Stormwin’
Pilgirm’s bounty cooking
You know it’s pure win

Pumpkins, buy a stack up
Punk you better back up
Get your mammoth off the vendor or the whole crew will act up
Get up, stand up, get your cookin' skill up
If you’ve got the feeling, then get to turkey stealin’
Cooking it’s a free quest, rouge is in a feather dress
Yo, I’ll bust em in the eye
And then I’ll take the tram home
Feel it, steal it
Turkeys in the time limit
And I got more cheap Achievements than you got at the barber shop
Sure ‘nuff I got props from guild chat
Plus my mom and my pops

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Please pass the sweet potatoes down.
Jump (1,000x)

I’ll serve you up some spice bread stuffin’ lol.
If a mage steps up I’m takin’ the portal
Word to you Nelfs, when your rouge breaks stealth
I got more turkey shooters than this realm’s got ninja looters
And just like Anub’ Arak I’ve returned
Anyone stealing my turkey you’ll get burned
Cause I got instant casts and you ain’t got none
So if you come to battle bring a shotgun
But if you do you’re a fool, you ain’t got auto shot
Try and step to me, and I’ll take all you got
I got the skill, fest table get your fill
Cause when I shoot ta, another turkey kill

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
Please pass the turkey down.
Jump (1,000x)

I’m the cream of the crop, I rise to the top
There ain’t a rouge/race combo I ain’t got
I’m a rouge exterminator
Or better yet a [Turkey Terminator]
Try’n play me out, nah you best stick to sega
Cause I ain’t loggin out like no punk witch
Get used to one style and Blizz might switch
It up up and around, then nerf nerf you down
Pilgrim hat on your head and you wake up on the Day of the Dead
I’m coming to get ya, coming to get ya
Spitting out feathers, rouge I’ll wet ya

I came to sit down (2x)
So get out your seats and jump around
Jump around (3x)
When the Hordie gets up beat him down.
Jump (1,000x)